“I..I licked the spoon and ruined Christmas..”
Sporadically induced wonderment of blissful ignorance corroding the intellectual occurrences spitefully, indubitably, its higher function.
I managed to out do myself by coming up with that nonsense
Don’t miss the season finale of The Jeselnik Offensive airing tonight. Jim Norton joins Anthony to show bullied kids that “it gets better.” Watch the preview here: The Jeselnik Offensive’s “Sacred Cow: Bullying”
With guests Kumail Nanjiani and Reggie Watts. 10:30 pm EST/PST after Tosh.0, Comedy Central.
Whimsy-cals by Randy Otter
You can’t possibly be sad or depressed after seeing any of Randy’s absurd one-panel comics, which often cant decide if they want to be tooth-rottingly sweet or splitting your brain open with a well-timed axeshot… which is to say either will probably kill you eventually, it’s just a matter of how quickly you want to go. The beauty of Randy’s cute yet peculiar panels is, much like the proverbial box of chocolates, you never which one you’re going to get.
“Conspiracy theorists of the world, believers in the hidden hands of the Rothschilds and the Masons and the Illuminati, we skeptics owe you an apology. You were right. The players may be a little different, but your basic premise is correct: The world is a rigged game. We found this out in recent months, when a series of related corruption stories spilled out of the financial sector, suggesting the world’s largest banks may be fixing the prices of, well, just about everything.” - Matt Taibbi on the biggest price fixing scandal ever
“India Within” Is The Most Awe-Inspiring Skate Video We’ve Seen In A While
As camera gear becomes more advanced and affordable, skate videos are becoming increasingly gorgeous. Case in point: this high concept video shot by Brett Novak featuring the talented and Rodney Mullen-esque footwork of Kilian Martin.
Geez, someone tell him he already beat skate boarding